Quotes (13 October 1925)


Lenny Bruce (1925-1966), US comedian and social critic

“A lot of people say to me, “Why did you kill Christ?” “I dunno… it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.” “We killed him because he didn’t want to become a doctor, that’s why we killed him.””

“All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.”

“Communism is like one big phone company.”

“Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.”

“I hate small towns because once you’ve seen the cannon in the park there’s nothing else to do.”
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“I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.”

“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.”

“In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.”

“Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.”

“Life is a four-letter word.”


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