Monthly Archives: January 2002

Luscious

PRONUNCIATION: (LUH-shuss) http://wordsmith.org/words/luscious.mp3 MEANING: (adjective) Having a pleasingly sweet taste or smell; sensually appealing. ETYMOLOGY: In the Middle Ages, the word “licius” was sometimes used as a shortened version of “delicious” by adults and kids alike. Linguists believe that “luscious” … Continue reading

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Malpractice

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit … Continue reading

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Kennedy Take Off

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York … Continue reading

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Pain In The Back

Paul and I were talking one day when Paul says, “I went to see the doctor the other day for that pain in my back.” “So what happened?” I asked. “Well, he ran a bunch of tests, gave me some … Continue reading

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