Daily Archives: September 13, 2008

Basic Guide For Scientists

I. Science Classification 1. If it’s green or it wiggles, it’s part of Biology. 2. If it stinks, it’s Chemistry. 3. If it doesn’t work, it belongs to Physics. II. Rules for Laboratory Workers 1. When you don’t know what … Continue reading

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Permission to Marry

A city boy wanted to marry a country girl. She insists that he has to ask her father for her hand in marriage. So off he goes to their farm to ask her father. “I want to marry your daughter.” … Continue reading

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