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Monthly Archives: November 2008
Protection
One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Pritchard, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, “Don’t forget to use wooden spoons.” As I stirred my … Continue reading
Three-legged Chicken
Bernard was driving along a country road when and realized he had to make a phone call. He was miles from a pay phone so he decided to stop in at the next farmhouse he found. As he was approaching … Continue reading
Getting Knowledge
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and … Continue reading
Flat Tire
Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to go to a party instead and they didn’t get any studying done. When they went to the test, they decided to tell the professor that their … Continue reading
Laws
In South Carolina, it is a capital offense Hypothalamic dysfunction FSH and LH are two hormones that stimulate other endocrine glands for the production and release of other reproductive hormones. tadalafil cipla It may be one on line cialis consequence … Continue reading
The Punishment Should Fit The Nut
A Texas prosecutor is defending his aggressive handling of the case against a man who was sentenced to 16 years in prison for stealing a candy car. Smith County District Attorney Jack Skeen tells The Dallas Morning News he bumped … Continue reading
Painting Nuns
The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, “Hey, let’s take all our clothes off, fold them up, … Continue reading
When A Robbery Gets Personal
WEST MEMPHIS, Arkansas – It wasn’t hard for police to find the suspect in a cafe robbery: He left in a wheelchair and wrote a threatening note on the back of his personal check. The man made a gesture as … Continue reading
The Farmer And His Two Horses
Once there was a farmer who a farmer who couldn’t distinguish between his two horses. Since he didn’t know what to do he asked his neighbor for an advice. “Why don’t you trim the tail of one of the horses,” … Continue reading
Mrs. Jones’ Husband
Mrs. Jones, deeply troubled, was consulting a psychiatrist. “My husband,” she said, “is convinced he’s a chicken. He goes around squawking constantly and sleeps on a large bar of wood he has fixed up as a perch.” “I see,” said … Continue reading