Daily Archives: November 1, 2008

Visit to an Asylum

Posted on November 1, 2008 by Ron

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director ‘how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?’ ‘Well,’ said the Director, ‘we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup … Continue reading →

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Seeing Faces

Posted on November 1, 2008 by Ron

A man charges into a bank wearing a bandana and wielding a handgun. He shouts “this is a raid – everyone get on the floor!!”, and proceeds to empty the cash drawers. As he runs towards the door with the … Continue reading →

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A New Dawn Rises…

Posted on November 1, 2008 by Ron

“How’d it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man’s broken leg. “Well, doc, 25 years ago …” “Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.” “Like I was saying…25 years … Continue reading →

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