Daily Archives: November 8, 2008

The Farmer And His Two Horses

Once there was a farmer who a farmer who couldn’t distinguish between his two horses. Since he didn’t know what to do he asked his neighbor for an advice. “Why don’t you trim the tail of one of the horses,” … Continue reading

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Mrs. Jones’ Husband

Mrs. Jones, deeply troubled, was consulting a psychiatrist. “My husband,” she said, “is convinced he’s a chicken. He goes around squawking constantly and sleeps on a large bar of wood he has fixed up as a perch.” “I see,” said … Continue reading

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Ooops

One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, … Continue reading

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