Daily Archives: November 29, 2008

Protection

Posted on November 29, 2008 by Ron

One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Pritchard, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, “Don’t forget to use wooden spoons.” As I stirred my … Continue reading →

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Three-legged Chicken

Posted on November 29, 2008 by Ron

Bernard was driving along a country road when and realized he had to make a phone call. He was miles from a pay phone so he decided to stop in at the next farmhouse he found. As he was approaching … Continue reading →

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Getting Knowledge

Posted on November 29, 2008 by Ron

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and … Continue reading →

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