Monthly Archives: November 2008

Ooops

Posted on November 8, 2008 by Ron

One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, … Continue reading →

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Visit to an Asylum

Posted on November 1, 2008 by Ron

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director ‘how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?’ ‘Well,’ said the Director, ‘we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup … Continue reading →

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Seeing Faces

Posted on November 1, 2008 by Ron

A man charges into a bank wearing a bandana and wielding a handgun. He shouts “this is a raid – everyone get on the floor!!”, and proceeds to empty the cash drawers. As he runs towards the door with the … Continue reading →

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A New Dawn Rises…

Posted on November 1, 2008 by Ron

“How’d it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man’s broken leg. “Well, doc, 25 years ago …” “Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.” “Like I was saying…25 years … Continue reading →

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