Visit to an Asylum

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director ‘how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?’

‘Well,’ said the Director, ‘we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.’

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‘No.’ said the Director, ‘A normal person would pull the bathtub plug. Do you want a bed near a window or near the door?’

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