Monthly Archives: December 2008

Adder

PRONUNCIATION: (AD-uhr) http://wordsmith.org/words/adder.mp3 MEANING: (noun) 1. One that adds, especially a computational device that performs arithmetic. 2. Any of several venomous Old World snakes of the family Viperidae, having a single pair of long, hollow fangs and a thick, heavy … Continue reading

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Fractal HDTV Antenna

How to make a fractal antenna for HDTV Fractal antennas are a recent discovery. First discovered back in 1988 by Nathan Cohen and later published and patented in 1995. A fractal antenna has a few unique attributes as seen in … Continue reading

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Moot

PRONUNCIATION: (moot) http://wordsmith.org/words/moot.mp3 MEANING: (adjective), Open to question, debatable, subjected to discussion, disputable; deprived of practical significance; made abstract or purely academic. ETYMOLOGY: “Moot” derives from “gemot,” an Old English name for a judicial court. Originally, “moot” named either the … Continue reading

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Nickname

PRONUNCIATION: (NIK-naym) http://wordsmith.org/words/nickname.mp3 MEANING: (noun) 1. A descriptive name added to or replacing the actual name of a person, place, or thing. 2. A familiar or shortened form of a proper name. (verb tr.) 1. To give a nickname to. … Continue reading

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Galumph

PRONUNCIATION: (guh-LUMF) http://wordsmith.org/words/galumph.mp3 MEANING: (verb), To move with a clumsy heavy tread. ETYMOLOGY: First used by Lewis Carroll in 1872 to describe the actions of the vanquisher of the Jabberwock in _Through the Looking Glass_: “He left it dead, and … Continue reading

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Teetotal

PRONUNCIATION: (tee-TOT-l) http://wordsmith.org/words/teetotal.mp3 MEANING: (adjective) 1. Of, relating to, or practicing complete abstinence from alcoholic beverages. 2. Total; absolute. ETYMOLOGY: Probably partly tee (pronunciation of the first letter in total) + total (abstinence), and partly reduplication of total, coined by … Continue reading

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Religiously Correct Christmas

A Religiously Correct Christmas (Dreaming of cold weather and holidays!) FROM: Pat Lewis, Human Resources Director DATE: December 1 RE: Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at … Continue reading

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Signs Of Trouble

Signs Of Trouble In Santa’s Marriage 10. He’s replaced all the elves with scantily clad Swedish exchange students. 9. Mrs. Claus calls him “that fat freak in the red underwear.” 8. He traded in his sleigh for a van with … Continue reading

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Politically Correct Twelve Days

Politically Correct Twelve Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Euro-centrally imposed midwinter festival, my potential-acquaintance-abuse-survivor gave to me, TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up … Continue reading

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Christmas Cards

I wondered if I could get my husband to address Christmas cards, as I had so much to do. I arranged everything we needed, then hopefully pulled up a chair and said, “Come on, Dear, let’s get these out of … Continue reading

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