Daily Archives: December 25, 2008

Religiously Correct Christmas

Posted on December 25, 2008 by Ron

A Religiously Correct Christmas (Dreaming of cold weather and holidays!) FROM: Pat Lewis, Human Resources Director DATE: December 1 RE: Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at … Continue reading →

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Signs Of Trouble

Posted on December 25, 2008 by Ron

Signs Of Trouble In Santa’s Marriage 10. He’s replaced all the elves with scantily clad Swedish exchange students. 9. Mrs. Claus calls him “that fat freak in the red underwear.” 8. He traded in his sleigh for a van with … Continue reading →

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Politically Correct Twelve Days

Posted on December 25, 2008 by Ron

Politically Correct Twelve Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Euro-centrally imposed midwinter festival, my potential-acquaintance-abuse-survivor gave to me, TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up … Continue reading →

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