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Monthly Archives: December 2008
New Maid
A woman desperately seeking a good housekeeper interviewed a husky girl who recently came from Lapland. The dialogue was as follows: “Can you do fancy cooking?” “NO.” “Plain cooking?” “NO.” “Can you sew?” Booster capsules and Mast Mood oil are … Continue reading
Hot Breakfast
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, “Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.” “I know,” the old man … Continue reading
Watch for this scam
I don’t know how many of you shop at Wal-Marts, but this is how I became a victim of this scam. Two seriously good looking well-built cowboy type guys come over to your car as you are loading your purchases. … Continue reading
Wise Choice
An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean of the college that, in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, he will be given his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean … Continue reading
Father Son Talk
When I was 17, my mother remarried and moved to Tulsa, Oklahoma, leaving me alone to finish my senior year of high school in the little town where we lived (She was only about an hour away and I was … Continue reading
Stupidity R US
After a recent move, I made up a list of companies, agencies, and services that needed to know my new address and phoned each one to ask for the change to be made. Everything went smoothly until I called one … Continue reading
Ice Cream Flavors
The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, “What kinds of ice cream do you have?” “Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry,” the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue. Modern studies revealed that there’s … Continue reading
Dude Ranch
A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be “Macho,” and went out walking with one of the hired hands. Walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation: “Say, look at that big bunch of cows.” The … Continue reading