Monthly Archives: February 2009

Excel Data Entry

Posted on February 25, 2009 by Ron

Use Excel’s built-in features to simplify data entry Entering data into a worksheet can be time-consuming, and mistakes often find their way in — but with the right tools, both speed and accuracy can be improved. Here’s a look at … Continue reading →

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Cats And Teenagers

Posted on February 21, 2009 by Ron

For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: 1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. … Continue reading →

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Passport

Posted on February 21, 2009 by Ron

A blonde from Arkansas is going on her first overseas trip. She drives all the way into Little Rock to apply for a passport. In the passport office, the government official sees that she is visibly puzzled filling her passport … Continue reading →

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Restoration

Posted on February 18, 2009 by Ron

Brian Kato Restoration Version 2.5.14 Recovery A free program that can scan your hard drive, floppy diskette or USB thumb drive and find files that have been deleted (Windows doesn’t actually destroy files that you delete: it just marks the … Continue reading →

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Too Funny

Posted on February 18, 2009 by Ron

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters ‘C Z W I X N O … Continue reading →

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Questionable Valentine Poems

Posted on February 14, 2009 by Ron

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I … Continue reading →

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Sunbathing on the Roof

Posted on February 14, 2009 by Ron

A rather well-proportioned secretary, Joan, wanted to spend almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, she decided that no one could see her … Continue reading →

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Monster Mash

Posted on February 9, 2009 by Ron

A man visited a psychiatrist to talk about his dreams. “Every night,” the man said, “I dream that these three hideous monsters are sitting on the edge of my bed, ready to attack me.” Visual problems like hereditary degenerative retinal … Continue reading →

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Talking Cat

Posted on February 9, 2009 by Ron

A lonely, elderly widower loved his cat so dearly that he tried to teach it to talk. “If I can get Tabby to talk with me,” he reasoned, “I won’t have to bother with ornery human beings at all!” First, … Continue reading →

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About My Horse

Posted on February 9, 2009 by Ron

“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to worry about,” the psychiatrist consoled. “Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are … Continue reading →

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