Daily Archives: February 9, 2009

Monster Mash

Posted on February 9, 2009 by Ron

A man visited a psychiatrist to talk about his dreams. “Every night,” the man said, “I dream that these three hideous monsters are sitting on the edge of my bed, ready to attack me.” Visual problems like hereditary degenerative retinal … Continue reading →

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Talking Cat

Posted on February 9, 2009 by Ron

A lonely, elderly widower loved his cat so dearly that he tried to teach it to talk. “If I can get Tabby to talk with me,” he reasoned, “I won’t have to bother with ornery human beings at all!” First, … Continue reading →

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About My Horse

Posted on February 9, 2009 by Ron

“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to worry about,” the psychiatrist consoled. “Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are … Continue reading →

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Job Description

Posted on February 9, 2009 by Ron

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