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Monthly Archives: March 2009
Priest’s Retirement Dinner
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, … Continue reading
Her Day In Court
DEFENSE ATTORNEY: What is your age? LITTLE OLD WOMAN: I am 86 years old. DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you on April 1st this year? LITTLE OLD WOMAN: There I was, sitting … Continue reading
Vanity Plates
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Putting Your Affairs in Order
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ‘I’ve some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.’ The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the Waiting room where her … Continue reading
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Fishing Blondes
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see … Continue reading
I Can’t Do That
A police officer pulls over this guy who’s been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breath-analyzer tube.” The man says, “Sorry, officer, … Continue reading
Naming the Baby
After watching a young maternity ward patient earnestly thumb through the telephone directory for several minutes, a hospital orderly finally asked if he could be of some help. “No thanks,” the young mother said. “I am just looking for a … Continue reading
New Orleans Seafood
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the … Continue reading
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Aston Martin
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Hijacker
A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door burst open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a stewardess. He held a gun to the pilot’s head and … Continue reading