Daily Archives: March 21, 2009

Fishing Blondes

Posted on March 21, 2009 by Ron

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see … Continue reading →

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I Can’t Do That

Posted on March 21, 2009 by Ron

A police officer pulls over this guy who’s been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breath-analyzer tube.” The man says, “Sorry, officer, … Continue reading →

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Naming the Baby

Posted on March 21, 2009 by Ron

After watching a young maternity ward patient earnestly thumb through the telephone directory for several minutes, a hospital orderly finally asked if he could be of some help. “No thanks,” the young mother said. “I am just looking for a … Continue reading →

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