Monthly Archives: April 2009

A Heavenly Marriage

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married this couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven’s gate waiting on St. Peter to do an intake. In conversation while waiting they wonder … Continue reading

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Children of Spies

A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter. As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service. This drug is economic … Continue reading

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Old Wild West

An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked. The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout. “Yumti-Bi,” he said, “you must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army … Continue reading

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Duck Hunt

Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, “Looks like a duck, flies like a duck… it’s probably a duck,” shoots at it but misses and the bird … Continue reading

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One-Liners

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The Redneck Sex Test

Answer the questions with either “True” or “False”: 1. The clitoris is a type of flower. 2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe … Continue reading

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Falling in Stages

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.” … Continue reading

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Animal Quiz

The following small quiz consists of 4 questions, it tells whether you are qualified to be a professional. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Questions: 1. How do you put a giraffe … Continue reading

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freeSSHd

Kresimir Petric freeSSHd Version 1.2.6 Freeware SFTP Installation (WIN) Release Date: 2009.04.14.06:13 freeSSHd, like it’s name says, is a free implementation of an SSH server. It provides strong encryption and authentication over insecure networks like Internet. Users can open remote … Continue reading

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Morning Sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,” You’ve got … Continue reading

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