Monthly Archives: May 2009

Old Acquaintances

An elderly retired couple were driving down the East coast, when they stopped in Georgia for a fuel stop. The elderly woman was very hard of hearing, and usually asked her husband to repeat everything. An elderly station attendant came … Continue reading

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Punch Lines

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Unfair Advantage

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette sign up with a tourist group and chartered a double-decked bus to go to London. There are only two seats left on the bottom of the bus and only one seat in the … Continue reading

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Left Behind

After a long, bumpy flight, our passengers were glad to finally land. They disembarked, and the other attendants and I checked for items left behind. In a seat pocket, I found a bag of homemade cookies with a note saying … Continue reading

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Clubbing

One evening, two girlfriends and I went to a nightclub, only to find the place packed with young people. At 40, we felt old, but before we could make a dignified exit, a tall, handsome man approached us. “Perhaps we … Continue reading

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Keeping Myself Pure

A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. “No thank you.” she said politely. “This may sound rather odd in this day and … Continue reading

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Important

My niece’s class assignment was to interview a senior citizen about his or her life, so she asked me, “What was the biggest historical event that happened during your childhood?” The active ingredient of Kamagra is Sildenafil citrate and it … Continue reading

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Diagnosis

A woman goes to the doctors, and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of a problem. I’ll have to take my clothes off to show you.” The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, … Continue reading

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Cough, Cough

On a lonely, moonlit country road a young man’s car engine started to cough. Immediately pulling over to a scenic little spot he said to the young lady next to him, “That’s funny, I wonder what that knocking noise was?” … Continue reading

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Ceremonies

Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library. “You know,” said Melba, “today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don’t use the word ‘obey’ anymore.” You need proper erection function so that … Continue reading

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