Daily Archives: May 16, 2009

Diagnosis

Posted on May 16, 2009 by Ron

A woman goes to the doctors, and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of a problem. I’ll have to take my clothes off to show you.” The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, … Continue reading →

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Cough, Cough

Posted on May 16, 2009 by Ron

On a lonely, moonlit country road a young man’s car engine started to cough. Immediately pulling over to a scenic little spot he said to the young lady next to him, “That’s funny, I wonder what that knocking noise was?” … Continue reading →

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Ceremonies

Posted on May 16, 2009 by Ron

Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library. “You know,” said Melba, “today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don’t use the word ‘obey’ anymore.” You need proper erection function so that … Continue reading →

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