Monthly Archives: June 2009

Fond Memories

Posted on June 28, 2009 by Ron

Pete met Suzanne in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other’s company very much and at the end of the evening, Suzanne invited Pete to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed … Continue reading →

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Never The Twain Shall Sneak

Posted on June 28, 2009 by Ron

Mark Twain once encountered a friend at the races who said, “I’m broke. I wish you’d buy me a ticket back to town.” Twain said, “Well, I’m pretty broke myself, but I’ll tell you what to do. You hide under … Continue reading →

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Unscrupulous Businessman

Posted on June 28, 2009 by Ron

An unscrupulous businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The doctor examined him and backed away, saying, “I’m sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had … Continue reading →

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Annual Exam

Posted on June 23, 2009 by Ron

After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said, “You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Green, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?” “Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my … Continue reading →

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Buy a Hat

Posted on June 22, 2009 by Ron

A guy is on a business trip in Houston and buys a really cool pair of snakeskin boots. He can’t wait to show his new boots to his wife. Upon returning from his trip late the next evening, his wife … Continue reading →

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Oedipus

Posted on June 20, 2009 by Ron

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Pronunciation

Posted on June 20, 2009 by Ron

I love this one! How could you keep a straight face if someone with a straight face told you this was the pronunciation?! OMG!! How would you pronounce a name spelled: “Le-a” SCHOOL TEACHERS (especially), I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU … Continue reading →

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Patents

Posted on June 20, 2009 by Ron

An inventor goes to the patent office with several of his ideas in hand. “So, what do you have there?” asks the Patent Office official. “It’s a folding glass,” says the guy. “I call it a ‘flass’.” “That’s a pretty … Continue reading →

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Don’t Remember

Posted on June 17, 2009 by Ron

An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. “Well,” says the old fellow, “I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning … Continue reading →

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Blonde Executed

Posted on June 16, 2009 by Ron

Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, … Continue reading →

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