Daily Archives: June 7, 2009

I Want To Get Screwed

Posted on June 7, 2009 by Ron

A young man was tired of chat rooms, and went to town looking for a little real action. An evil cab driver gave him an address and told him he could find anything he wanted there. When the young man … Continue reading →

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One-Liners

Posted on June 7, 2009 by Ron

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t Should patients not have the capacity to see their physician to undo viagra buy the unwanted painful erections. That got your advantage, isn’t on line viagra that right? All things considered, there it is … Continue reading →

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She’s The Best Lay In Town

Posted on June 7, 2009 by Ron

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, “Your mom’s the best lay in town!” Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores … Continue reading →

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Proper Initials

Posted on June 7, 2009 by Ron

When I was a newly commissioned Lieutenant in the Army, I was assigned as a temporary assistant in an administrative office in a Military Intelligence unit. One day a long memo came around with a cover sheet instructing all assigned … Continue reading →

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Statistics R Us

Posted on June 7, 2009 by Ron

Two men walk into a bar. One sits at one end of the bar and the other at the opposite end. The bartender asks the first man what he wants. I’ll have a Frizzle…that’s a beer with a splash of … Continue reading →

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