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Monthly Archives: June 2009
Very Helpful Marriage Counselor
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other’s throat for some time and … Continue reading
Ice Fishing
There were two good ol’ boys from the South, who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They’d heard about it up in Canada, so they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They … Continue reading
Blonde Couples
One October my wife and I spent a vacation on Washington’s Olympic Peninsula. We were eager to visit the rain forests near the coast, but we heard that snow slides had made some of the roads impassable. Although apprehensive about … Continue reading
The Servant and the Mistress
A rich couple was going out for the evening. The lady of the house decided to give the butler, Throckmorton, the night off. She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his evening. As it … Continue reading
Cooter and Gomer
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter … Continue reading
I Want To Get Screwed
A young man was tired of chat rooms, and went to town looking for a little real action. An evil cab driver gave him an address and told him he could find anything he wanted there. When the young man … Continue reading
One-Liners
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Proper Initials
When I was a newly commissioned Lieutenant in the Army, I was assigned as a temporary assistant in an administrative office in a Military Intelligence unit. One day a long memo came around with a cover sheet instructing all assigned … Continue reading
Statistics R Us
Two men walk into a bar. One sits at one end of the bar and the other at the opposite end. The bartender asks the first man what he wants. I’ll have a Frizzle…that’s a beer with a splash of … Continue reading