Monthly Archives: September 2009

My son is the manager of a glass and window company and advertised in the paper for experienced glaziers. Since a good glass man is hard to find, he was pleased when a man who called about the job said … Continue reading →

Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an ear-and-eye doctor. The nurse explains to him that there isn’t a specialist in those two areas at the clinic, but tells him that they have an eye-doctor AND … Continue reading →

Jill: The guy I have been dating is talking about getting married. Mary: Wow! Well, if he does ask you, do not delay! Say, “Yes!” right away! In this state he became too frightened to even seek medical help. purchase … Continue reading →

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly. “Why are you crying?” Bob asked. “I came here for a blood test,” sobbed Bill. “So? Are you afraid?” Serum testosterone would be … Continue reading →

Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls … Continue reading →

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he’d lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. “No sense pulling up … Continue reading →