Monthly Archives: October 2009

Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, a father asked the boy how much his last date had cost. The son calculated a minute then replied, “Oh, about $15 or so, I think.” Power Khan can … Continue reading →

INDIANA – An Indiana “farmer” was the victim of a cruel prank when he believed that he received a phone call from the authorities busting him for growing marijuana in his back yard. During the alleged conversation, the man was … Continue reading →

A tiny old lady lived alone on top of a steep hill. One morning as she was pushing her mower briskly down her precipitous lawn, a young man screeched his car to a halt in the street below. “Lady,” he … Continue reading →

High School History Essay Blunders The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of … Continue reading →

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his steely gray eyes on … Continue reading →

My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of … Continue reading →

There would be a “Rehearsal Dinner Kegger” until the cops showed up. Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cut-offs and halter-tops. They would have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not. Tuxedos would have team logos on the … Continue reading →

You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your … Continue reading →