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Monthly Archives: November 2009
How to Tick Off A Woman
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A Real Cowboy
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered … Continue reading
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Holiday Diet Tips
If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out. When eating with someone else, calories don’t count if you both eat the same … Continue reading
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ShellFolderFix
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Storage Media
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Counting Buddies
Two duffers were playing together. After the first hole, one said to the other, “What did you take on that hole?” “I took a seven,” the second duffer said. “What did you take?” “I took a six,” his friend said. … Continue reading
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Golfing Blondes
Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered one about three feet from the cup, while … Continue reading
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New Lady
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Eulogy
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red … Continue reading