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Monthly Archives: February 2010
Magnetic Spice Rack
Magnetic Spice Rack I love to cook and, as such, I have a huge collection of spices. About a year ago I got tired of having to dig through my pile of spice jars to find the one I was … Continue reading
Baptist Cowboy
A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders … Continue reading
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How To Catch A Man
Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking so sad. Liz, “Heard you went … Continue reading
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Smarts
Two guys were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?” “I … Continue reading
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But Actually
A guy and a girl go on a date and are parked on a back road some distance from town. Things are getting hot and heavy when she stops him. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually … Continue reading
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Skier’s Dictionary
Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request for assistance made by a European skier on a U.S. mountain. An appropriate reply: “What Zermatter?” Avalanche: One of the few actual perils skiers face that … Continue reading
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MagSafe for the Rest of Us
A DIY Magnetic Power Adaptor We all know that one of the most common places for a laptop to break is its power adaptor. The combination of being directly attached to the motherboard, heat, and constant moving This is the … Continue reading
Condition
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and … Continue reading
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