Monthly Archives: February 2010

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands…. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she told her mate. “Eve, honey, you’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You know … Continue reading →

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.” The couples agreed … Continue reading →

An auto mechanic received a repair order that read: “Check for clanking sound when going around corners.” Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a ‘clunk.’ He then … Continue reading →

I was checking out at the local Foodland with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those “dividers” that they keep by the cash … Continue reading →

“John, for heaven’s sake, why can’t you just talk to me once in awhile?” whined Mary. “Huh?” John responded. “Look around you!” she yelled as she pointed around the room. “All these books! Your head is always buried in books! … Continue reading →