Daily Archives: March 6, 2010

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?” The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The man repeats himself: “W-w-w-where’s … Continue reading →

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want to try these techniques at home.” “Why not?” asked somebody from the audience. “I watched my wife’s routine at breakfast for years,” the expert explained. “She … Continue reading →

A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, “May I buy you a drink?” “Okay,” she said, “but it won’t do you any good.” A little later, he asks, “May I buy you another drink?” “Okay,” she said … Continue reading →