Daily Archives: March 20, 2010

The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life of the party. “John,” she said, “did anyone ever tell you how fascinating, how romantic, and how handsome you are?” So, the bottom line … Continue reading →

A woman finds herself outside the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St.  Peter.  “Am I where I think I am?” she exclaims.  “It’s so beautiful! Did I really make it to heaven?” To which St. Peter replies, “Yes, … Continue reading →

A rich man and a poor man are sitting in a bar late one night. They’re talking about different things and then the poor man asks the rich man what he bought his wife for her birthday. “I got her … Continue reading →