Christmas

If Christmas took place today, the Three Wise Men would still come bearing gifts, but the whole thing would be written off as a promotional expense.

Every Christmas my neighbor puts so many bulbs on his front lawn and roof, you don’t know whose birthday he’s celebrating – Christ’s or Edison’s.

Extravagant? For a Christmas tree he plans to decorate a sequoia.

My spouse doesn’t believe in throwing anything away. In our freezer we still have a six foot Christmas tree from last year.

I just found out where Tiny Tim has been all these years. He’s retired and Living in the Home for Unwed Falsettos.
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I don’t want to complain about an increase in shoplifting, but I understand this year more Christmas gifts were returned than sold.

Here is a brief but sad Christmas scene: “I But I thought YOU were getting the batteries!”

December should be a quiet month in the USA’s States’ capital. The elections are over, and any politician that hasn’t been caught taking a bribe by now, probably, never will.

I’m not sure about the Ghost of Christmas Past, but I’ve got the feeling the Ghost of Christmas future is going to work for a collection agency.

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