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Monthly Archives: June 2010
Slogans
Rejected Slogans For Fast Food Restaurants McDonald’s: Still The Best Choice When You Haven’t Got Time for Anything Better! Starbucks: Now with 0.9% Financing on a Tall Frappucino! KFC: Open to Suggestions on Keeping the Word “Fried” Out of Our … Continue reading
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The 13 Biggest Lies
1) The check is in the mail. 2) You get this one and I will pay next time. 3) You look great. 4) Of course, I love you. 5) It is not the money; it is the principle of the … Continue reading
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Who is the king
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‘Who is the king of the jungle?’and the deer replied, ‘Oh, you are, Master.’ The gorilla walked off pleased. … Continue reading
Two Fools Flying
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and … Continue reading
I Think She’s Deaf
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things.” “Well,” … Continue reading
When I…
When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don’t do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy. When I do it … Continue reading
Dueling Neighbors
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob then buys a … Continue reading
Penguins
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The Bread Loaf
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. “Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,” he said politely, “but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve … Continue reading
Fishing Trip
A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, “I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Please pack my clothes, my fishing … Continue reading