Monthly Archives: June 2010

Slogans

Rejected Slogans For Fast Food Restaurants McDonald’s:  Still The Best Choice When You Haven’t Got Time for Anything Better! Starbucks:  Now with 0.9% Financing on a Tall Frappucino! KFC:  Open to Suggestions on Keeping the Word “Fried” Out of Our … Continue reading

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The 13 Biggest Lies

1) The check is in the mail. 2) You get this one and I will pay next time. 3) You look great. 4) Of course, I love you. 5) It is not the money; it is the principle of the … Continue reading

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Who is the king

A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‘Who is the king of the jungle?’and the deer replied, ‘Oh, you are, Master.’ The gorilla walked off pleased. … Continue reading

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Two Fools Flying

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and … Continue reading

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I Think She’s Deaf

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things.” “Well,” … Continue reading

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When I…

When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don’t do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy. When I do it … Continue reading

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Dueling Neighbors

Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob then buys a … Continue reading

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Penguins

Why do penguins live in the Arctic? Because they can’t fly Instead of coping up with weakened motor ability, viagra brand online obtaining chiropractic care can aid get rid of added trauma from movement. Although serious levitra viagra side effects … Continue reading

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The Bread Loaf

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. “Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,” he said politely, “but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve … Continue reading

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Fishing Trip

A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, “I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Please pack my clothes, my fishing … Continue reading

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