Daily Archives: June 22, 2010

Police Cruiser

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Ron

Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded … Continue reading →

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The Wish Granting Mirror

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Ron

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and … Continue reading →

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Relations

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Ron

‘What’s your father’s occupation?’ asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. ‘He’s a conjurer, Ma’am,’ said the new boy. ‘How interesting. What’s his favourite trick?’ When Vata gets imbalanced it imbalances its 5 subtypes … Continue reading →

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Prosecution

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Ron

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial–a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I’ve … Continue reading →

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Punch Lines

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Ron

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Because he read the label, and it said ‘shake well before using.’ What is a bear’s favourite drink? The brain and the spinal getting viagra in canada … Continue reading →

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