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Fun Ways to Order a Pizza

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One of the Boys

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The Lawyer and the Goods

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Feeding Pigs

There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple … Continue reading

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Vacation Rain-out

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Popcorn at the Movies

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes.” “I’m sorry sir.”, said the ticket … Continue reading

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