Daily Archives: June 24, 2010

Who is the king

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Ron

A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‘Who is the king of the jungle?’and the deer replied, ‘Oh, you are, Master.’ The gorilla walked off pleased. … Continue reading →

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Two Fools Flying

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Ron

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and … Continue reading →

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I Think She’s Deaf

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Ron

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things.” “Well,” … Continue reading →

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When I…

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Ron

When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don’t do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy. When I do it … Continue reading →

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Dueling Neighbors

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Ron

Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob then buys a … Continue reading →

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Penguins

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Ron

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The Bread Loaf

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Ron

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. “Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,” he said politely, “but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve … Continue reading →

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Fishing Trip

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Ron

A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, “I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Please pack my clothes, my fishing … Continue reading →

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Long Distance

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Ron

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. New York, NY Police across the nation are warning people who wear pagers to be on the … Continue reading →

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Reassignment

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Ron

As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in Utah. The woman reported to her new Commanding Officer and handed him her orders. Men get nichestlouis.com purchase … Continue reading →

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