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Monthly Archives: June 2010
Long Distance
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. New York, NY Police across the nation are warning people who wear pagers to be on the … Continue reading
Reassignment
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in Utah. The woman reported to her new Commanding Officer and handed him her orders. Men get nichestlouis.com purchase … Continue reading
Application
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon … Continue reading
Schoolyard Bragging
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him 50 dollars.” buy viagra from canada … Continue reading
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Psychology Exam
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His final exam was scheduled very early 8am-10am. The professor told his students that his final was not a cumulative final and just covered the information since … Continue reading
Waiting Game
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Input Error
A customer had troubles installing software and rang for support. “I put in the first disk, and that was OK. It said to put in the second disk, and I had some problems with the disk, but I squeezed it … Continue reading
Power On
An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn’t get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. What are kamagra tablets? This is an … Continue reading
Fun Ways to Order a Pizza
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use CB lingo where applicable. 4. Order a … Continue reading
One of the Boys
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: “You ain’t from around here, are ya… where ya from, boy?” The … Continue reading
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