Monthly Archives: June 2010

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, “It’s certainly not a ship.” And, as the speck got closer and closer, he … Continue reading →

During one “generation gap” quarrel with his parents young Michael cried, “I want excitement, adventure, money and beautiful women. I’ll never find it here, so, I’m leaving. Don’t try to stop me.” With that he headed toward the door. His … Continue reading →

A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float?” The father thought for a … Continue reading →

Why some Australian wines are more expensive than others! I was at a friend’s house recently and he offered me a glass of wine. It was a very good Aussie wine, so I wrote down the name and vintage and … Continue reading →

There’s this cathedral that’s still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a “cage elevator” inside so they can get material up and down to the upper floors. A characteristic of these ‘cage elevators’ is that the doors (gate) … Continue reading →

Saint Peter had a terrible cold and fever and didn’t think he would last the day minding the Pearly Gates of Heaven. So he phoned Jesus to ask for the day off. “Why, Peter,” Jesus said. “You know your health … Continue reading →

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “I do Father.” The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” Then … Continue reading →

St Peter is receptionist at the entrance of Heaven. A cat shows up and St Peter says, “I know you! You were a very nice cat on earth and didn’t cause any trouble, so I want to offer a gift … Continue reading →

A salesman’s car breaks down, so he asks a farmer to let him spend the night, and the farmer agrees. In the middle of the night, the salesman wakes up and is really thirsty, so he decides to go to … Continue reading →