Monthly Archives: July 2010

The world’s greatest charade player brags that he can guess any charade. A TV producer decides to use the charade player in a TV special. He issues a challenge offering the charade player a million dollars to guess a very … Continue reading →

This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet, so, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog … Continue reading →

A cop walking his usual beat sees an old man pulling a box on a leash, down a busy street. “Poor man,” the cop thinks to himself. “I’d better go humor him.” “That’ a nice dog you got there,” says … Continue reading →

A guy complains to his doctor that his sex life is deteriorating rapidly. The doctor tells him he needs to reintroduce excitement, guilt and so on into the process. He ponders this for a few days and hatches a plan. … Continue reading →

My wife and I get along just great, except that she’s a “backseat driver” second to none. After years of putting up with her pestering, I finally decided I’d had enough and advised her that I would no longer drive … Continue reading →

Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class: It is always darkest…Just before you flunk a test. There is nothing new…under a rock. A journey of a thousand miles begins with…a private jet. A committee of three…gets things done when … Continue reading →

Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the second, “My eyesight isn’t what it used to … Continue reading →

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Want to hear an accountant joke?” The guy next to him replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I’m 6 feet … Continue reading →

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. What are the different diseases caused by smoking? “Smoking is a viagra 25mg known cause of approximately 25 diseases. Some of them even claim to get back to … Continue reading →