Daily Archives: July 10, 2010

Bob visited his doctor, seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy. “When you go to bed tonight, take … Continue reading →

Another man and I share a locker at work. Noticing that it needed a new combination lock, my partner said he would pick one up on his way to work the next day. It occurred to me later that I … Continue reading →

Dad is from the old school, where you keep your money under the mattress only he kept his in the underwear drawer. One day I bought my dad an unusual personal safe a can of spray paint with a false … Continue reading →

5 surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says, “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” 2nd surgeon says, “Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in … Continue reading →