Daily Archives: July 15, 2010

Police Action

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Ron

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first … Continue reading →

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Learning

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Ron

“Dad,” said Rickey, “what is electricity?” “Uh,” replied his father, “I don’t really know too much about electricity.” A few minutes later the boy said, “How does gas make the engine go?” “Son, I’m afraid I don’t know much about … Continue reading →

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Math

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Ron

‘Ann!’ the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. ‘If India has the world’s second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, … Continue reading →

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Raid

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Ron

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor’s house. They … Continue reading →

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