Daily Archives: July 19, 2010

Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class: It is always darkest…Just before you flunk a test. There is nothing new…under a rock. A journey of a thousand miles begins with…a private jet. A committee of three…gets things done when … Continue reading →

Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the second, “My eyesight isn’t what it used to … Continue reading →

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Want to hear an accountant joke?” The guy next to him replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I’m 6 feet … Continue reading →

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. What are the different diseases caused by smoking? “Smoking is a viagra 25mg known cause of approximately 25 diseases. Some of them even claim to get back to … Continue reading →

The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man’s oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous blonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace, the friend … Continue reading →

A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: “Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy … Continue reading →

A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes … Continue reading →