Monthly Archives: July 2010

Age Matters

The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man’s oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous blonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace, the friend … Continue reading

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Accounting

A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: “Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy … Continue reading

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Success

A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes … Continue reading

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Truck Troubles

The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.  The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it,” He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it.  He … Continue reading

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New Car

Sam and Ruth from Maine had just bought a new car when winter hit with all its fury. “I wonder if the car has seat warmers,” Ruth wondered. Whatsoever the reasons, the find here cialis samples solution is now at … Continue reading

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Test Drive

After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my dreams. It was only two years old and in beautiful condition. The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test drive. We had traveled no … Continue reading

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System Spec

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Suiting Decision

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury … Continue reading

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Business Sense

A software manager, a hardware manager,and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem. The software manager says, “I can’t do anything about this – … Continue reading

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Police Action

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first … Continue reading

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