Monthly Archives: July 2010

“Dad,” said Rickey, “what is electricity?” “Uh,” replied his father, “I don’t really know too much about electricity.” A few minutes later the boy said, “How does gas make the engine go?” “Son, I’m afraid I don’t know much about … Continue reading →

‘Ann!’ the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. ‘If India has the world’s second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, … Continue reading →

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor’s house. They … Continue reading →

Jill’s car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. “What happened this time?” he asked. “My brakes went out,” Jill said. “Can you … Continue reading →

A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for … Continue reading →

Man to pal: “Except for a few times when my wife got so mad she wouldn’t speak to me, my life The reason behind this is considered theconvenient usage of these capsules one gets stronger and harder erection of the … Continue reading →

It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie and had begun to hand-crank it to ensure all areas were evenly done. It was now getting golden brown and juices were causing some flames Tadalafil … Continue reading →