Monthly Archives: August 2010

It was cold and rainy at the Atlantic Ocean resort where I was spending my vacation, but I finally bundled up and went down to the beach. There I saw a man in a bathing suit, lying on a large … Continue reading →

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks the young man, “What size and type of condom would you like? They come in packs of 3, 9, or 12.” The young man explains, “Well, … Continue reading →

Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks, “Have you got the time?” Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. “It’s … Continue reading →

Vicki was still feeling a bit weak and not up to par after her recent bout with the flu and went to see her doctor. After a quick examination, he said, “You look weak and exhausted! What have you been … Continue reading →

The teacher was telling the class about plants that have the word “dog” in front of them: dogrose, dogwood, dog violet. She asked the class if they could name another flower with the prefix “dog.” Untimely levitra online australia or … Continue reading →

A client brought a litter of golden retriever puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, I realized it would be difficult to tell the treated … Continue reading →

A freshman walked into the campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of his classes, the clerk responded, “This is the book you want for that class. It will do half the work for you!” Side … Continue reading →

Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.  When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic.  He immediately started asking her out … Continue reading →