Daily Archives: August 28, 2010

Getting a Tan

It was cold and rainy at the Atlantic Ocean resort where I was spending my vacation, but I finally bundled up and went down to the beach. There I saw a man in a bathing suit, lying on a large … Continue reading

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Meeting Father

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks the young man, “What size and type of condom would you like? They come in packs of 3, 9, or 12.” The young man explains, “Well, … Continue reading

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Fantastic Watch

Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks, “Have you got the time?” Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. “It’s … Continue reading

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