Monthly Archives: October 2010

A Blonde went into a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any parrots. The owner replied, “Sorry, I don’t have any at the moment.” “Damn and blast!” said the blonde, “I have been invited to a fancy … Continue reading →

Two aliens landed in the West Texas desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it, “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.” The gas … Continue reading →

A city bloke is walking through the forest when he encounters a woodsman chopping down trees with an axe. “My word,” exclaims the bloke. “I didn’t think people like you still existed! I’m curious, why do you still use an … Continue reading →

A woman brought  a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the  table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s  chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his … Continue reading →

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Kentucky – Two men tried to pull the front off an ATM by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the panel off Be kind to all you meet, smile, give … Continue reading →

One night, the waitress in a bar was a bit unsettled that a strange looking man who sat quietly drinking at the bar always seemed to be looking at her intently. Finally, he got up enough nerve to speak to … Continue reading →

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