Daily Archives: October 30, 2010

Halloween Authenticity

Posted on October 30, 2010 by Ron

A Blonde went into a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any parrots. The owner replied, “Sorry, I don’t have any at the moment.” “Damn and blast!” said the blonde, “I have been invited to a fancy … Continue reading →

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Aliens in Texas

Posted on October 30, 2010 by Ron

Two aliens landed in the West Texas desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it, “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.” The gas … Continue reading →

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