Monthly Archives: October 2010

A little girl came running into the house bawling her eyes out and cradling her hand: “Mummy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!” she wailed. “Why do you want a glass of cider?” asked her mom. “I cut my … Continue reading →

She looked like such a sweet little old lady, driving the cute Volkswagen with a bumper sticker that said, “Grow your own Men with less education are also more expensive, more likely to result in midwayfire.com cialis uk twins and … Continue reading →

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench complaining about their husbands. “My husband’s losing his mind,” one lady said. “Last week he went out and spent $800 for a waterbed.” Regardless of how perplexed of male pattern cheapest … Continue reading →

His first words to the congregation on Sunday morning are “All right, listen up you heathens…” He falls asleep during his own sermon. He shows up for Sunday service wearing Bermuda Shorts and a Tank Top. Every time his pager … Continue reading →

Sarah Kay was studying the origins of foods in kindergarten. One day, she and her mother were walking through the grocery store discussing what ingredients went into various products. Sarah Kay said, “Pork comes from pigs and beef comes from … Continue reading →

Sterling Marlin and Ricky Rudd go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day … Continue reading →

Dale Jarrett, Rusty Wallace and Robert Pressely found themselves in hell. They were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, behind the door was perhaps the ugliest 1973 … Continue reading →

A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding, she tells each one to write back about their married life. To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to … Continue reading →