Monthly Archives: November 2010

Mr. Smith asked his wife for advice about his upcoming court case in which he could possibly win $50,000 from the insurance company. “Honey, if I lie, I’ll win the case. But then I would have broken an oath sworn … Continue reading →

A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, “I hate all the blonde jokes people tell.” “Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I’ll prove it to you.” … Continue reading →

A few years ago the battery in my beat up Volkswagen Beetle had died because I’d left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work, so I ran into the house to get my girlfriend … Continue reading →

Right outside her front door, my mother had a thermometer that never seemed to tell the correct temperature. One chilly day, we all noticed that the thermometer, which was in direct sunlight, read a balmy 72 degrees. It levitra no … Continue reading →

The Israelis have developed an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports. It’s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you … Continue reading →

Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing, “The pilgrim children liked to go to … Continue reading →

Two deaf and dumb guys are trying to buy some condoms, but the pharmacist does not read sign. Frustrated they go outside to figure out a way to make him understand what they want. Finally one of the guys gets … Continue reading →