Monthly Archives: January 2011

Gamp

Posted on January 31, 2011 by Ron

PRONUNCIATION: (gamp) http://wordsmith.org/words/gamp.mp3 MEANING: (noun), A large umbrella. ETYMOLOGY: After Sarah Gamp, a nurse in Charles Dickens’s novel Martin Chuzzlewit.She carries a large umbrella. Earliest documented use: 1864. It also helps to heal the damaged tissues cheapest cialis canada and … Continue reading →

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Impromptu

Posted on January 30, 2011 by Ron

PRONUNCIATION: (im-PRAHMP-too or im-PRAHMP-tyoo) http://wordsmith.org/words/impromptu.mp3 MEANING: (adjective) 1. Made, done, or formed on the spur of the moment: improvised. 2. Composed or uttered without previous preparation: extemporaneous. Dapoxetine was the first medication used to successfully treat it and conquer purchase … Continue reading →

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Put On Your Thinking Cap!

Posted on January 30, 2011 by Ron

Here’s a divergence from the usual dirty humor… for the intellectual crowd. Put on your thinking cap for this one: 1) X=Y ;Given 2) X^2=XY ;Multiply both sides by X 3) X^2-Y^2=XY-Y^2 ;Subtract Y^2 from both sides The man has … Continue reading →

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Female-to-Female Truisms

Posted on January 30, 2011 by Ron

I’ve seen two shows recently on female mid-life that went on and on about how mid-life is a GREAT time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be… Puh-leeeeeeze!  I’ve had a … Continue reading →

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Lucky

Posted on January 30, 2011 by Ron

Mike and Steve are talking about their respective weekends when the subject of picking up ladies pops up. “I must say I’m doing fine in that department,” says Mike.  “This weekend I hooked up with that new secretary Jenny Smith.” … Continue reading →

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Women Are More Like Software…

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Ron

They usually won’t work properly unless you promise to permanently install them… Once they are installed, they don’t live up to their advertised capabilities and their interfaces usually lock up tight, unless updated often with large inputs of cash… When … Continue reading →

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Corybantic

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Ron

PRONUNCIATION: (kor-ee-BAN-tik or kahr-ee-BAN-tik) http://wordsmith.org/words/corybantic.mp3 MEANING: (adjective) like or in the spirit of a Corybant; especially : wild, frenzied. USAGE: http://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/corybantic Receive it as exactly as recommended viagra sans prescription http://pharma-bi.com/2011/09/bridging-the-dashboard-communication-gap/ by your doctor. A few researchers have revealed that … Continue reading →

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Rude Call

Posted on January 22, 2011 by Ron

A little old lady’s phone rings late one night and she answers it. “Hello,” a deep voice on the other end says, “I know you, you’d like me to push you down on the bed and rip all your clothes … Continue reading →

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Speeding Priest

Posted on January 22, 2011 by Ron

A priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, “Sir, … Continue reading →

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Eyeglasses

Posted on January 22, 2011 by Ron

A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before. “What seems to be the problem, madam? The recommended initial dose for viagra sale uk is 10 mg. … Continue reading →

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