Daily Archives: January 9, 2011

A ventriloquist is touring clubs in Florida. With his dummy on his knees, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the audience stands on her chair and shouts, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid … Continue reading →

A blonde, brunette, and red head were on top of a magic mountain. The myth of the mountain was that if you jumped off of it and yelled out what you wanted to be, you would instantly turn into it. … Continue reading →

Twenty-four hours before his wedding, a young man asks his dad if he has any fatherly advice to impart before the big day. “Just two things,” the father says.  “First off, tell her you must have one night a week … Continue reading →